Ashley Massaro on Halloween- "Hey look Michael she's wearing a Michael Cole outfit.... a big fairy which what you are you sissy"
Boogeyman- " Who the hell let this guy on Smackdown, Call teddy long this guy does not belong in a damn ring"
Funaki- " Chinese...oriental star whatever the hell he is...who is this guy"
Jimmy Yang- " A cross between JR and Jackie Chan"
" Why doesn't he just go work in a noodle house"
King Booker- "Shut your damn mouth you peasant Michael, there's a King in presence damnit."
Miz- " I absolutley hate this guy, he goes on a reality show and gets in a ring... I busted my ass for over 15 years.. I hate this guy"
- "WHAT THE HELL is that on his head?"
- "Rooster boy wannabee"
Rey Mysterio- "Lachismo"
Sylvan- " I hate this guy, he makes me sick to the bone...go back to Canada or wherever you come from"
- "All you french is good for is saying, "I Surrrrrenderrrrr"
Tatanka- " A guy that got his name from a Milk cow....wonderful"
" He should stick to his bingo"
Vito- "What is wrong with these guy???? My mom watches this show damnit"
"DISGUSTING"
and my fave haha:
Teddy Long- " THOMAS JEFFERSON PEANUT HEAD WANNABEE"
But what I also like is how JBL recognize's great talent that is up and coming or stuck in lower midcard like Matt Hardy or London and Kendrick etc.